29 7 / 2014

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

(via thegirlwhokissedthefire)

29 7 / 2014

bird-jesus:

i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops. it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops.
boops boops in a bucket
B. boops

bird-jesus:

i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops.
it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops.

boops boops in a bucket

B. boops

(Source: yourbrains, via clarabosswald)

29 7 / 2014

parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

(Source: bgcfavs, via theenglishangel)

29 7 / 2014

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

(via bowties-and-cheekbones)

29 7 / 2014

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

(via thegirlwhokissedthefire)

28 7 / 2014

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

(via itseasytoremember)

28 7 / 2014

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

(via borinq)

28 7 / 2014

smith-and-tyler:

Four is so tactful. :)
(found here)

smith-and-tyler:

Four is so tactful. :)

(found here)

(via would-you-like-a-jelly-baby)

28 7 / 2014

awkwardvagina:

true desperation presented in a single image

awkwardvagina:

true desperation presented in a single image

(via d-mons)

28 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

image

(via thegirlwhokissedthefire)

27 7 / 2014

civem:

v0ldewhoret:

sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion

neutral

as in 

without an ion

everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry

(via thegirlwhokissedthefire)